You aren’t guitar hero unless you are rocking these shades. Musicians are notorious for their oddball style and with these you will fit right in with the band. Much more fun if used when alcohol is flowing freely at your house.

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Some may argue that video games and virginity have a cause and effect relationship, but hey—video games will always put out for you.

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If you are having trouble finding a date then this shirt has multiple attributes that can help you. Advertising your loneliness is a sure fire way to turn on some. Flaunting your knowledge of computer programming should pick up any stragglers left. For some reason I am thinking that the ladies would have much better luck than men while wearing this equal opportunity shirt.

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What the hell is this? A shirt that makes it appear that your complete upper body is tattooed? If you don’t have the guts or desire to actually get fully tattooed, what makes you think that you need or want to appear as though you are? Still, as a gift for that holier than thou friend it may be perfect.

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This poorly played game of Tetris is indicative of those days where absolutely nothing seems to right. You get the perfect piece to drop, to bad it is right after a very poorly played one. And parents think that video games have no relation to reality.

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No patterned tie is going to get you the looks that this Belly Hair Tie will. A pierced belly button is thrown in for good measure.

You may not be getting any promotions from wearing this tie, but they will remember you. As long as “that freak that wore the Belly Hair Tie” is a name you can live with.

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Have lots of missed calls? Get this! The BluAlert Vibrating Bluetooth Wristband. Put this on your wrist and when phone call comes, it will start vibrating. Not only keep you away from missed call, it also makes sure that your phone is always with you. The wristband will also vibrates when you are 5 meters away from your phone. It is paired with your phone via Bluetooth. Unfortunately, this useful device is kinda pricey, $62.91, what do you think?

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But what if you haven’t found a cute geek girl or boy to love? Never fear lonely geek! You can buy an 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt and pick up a handy Transmitter Pack to go with it. Now place the transmitter pack near something you love like your Wii, Star Wars figure collection, or maybe in the backpack of that cute girl in chemistry class. When you get close to the transmitter pack then all the hearts on your shirt will light up.

The shirts are available for $25 each while for the transmitter pack you need to add in $12.

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Designed by artist Bil McMullen, the drum machine ring is a must-have for any geek that just happens to be a big fan of percussion instruments.Unfortunately, the sterling silver version pictured above is sold out —but you can still score yourself a 14k Vermeil (gold plated sterling silver) version if you are willing to fork over the cash.

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